✂ Walk-ins? Always.

Bad hair is
a choice.
Choose us.

Loud fades, clean tapers and shaves sharper than your group chat. Good playlists, cold drinks, zero pretentiousness. In and out in 45 — looking like the main character.

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01 / Who we are

Not a salon. Not a "grooming lounge". A barbershop.

The shop — chairs, mirrors and clippers ready to go

We opened in 2019 with three chairs, one speaker and a theory: getting a haircut should be the best 45 minutes of your week.

Five years later the speaker is bigger, the fades are sharper, and the debate about the greatest album of all time is still unresolved. Pull up. Argue your case. Leave sharp.

0Years loud
0Heads faded
0Playlists deep

02 / The menu

Pick your poison.

The Cuts

Consultation first, clippers second. Every cut ends with a hot towel and a clean neckline.

Classic Cut $38
Skin Fade $45
Scissor Crop $48
Buzz & Clean-up $28

The Shaves

Hand-whipped lather, blade honed daily. Twenty-five minutes of the closest shave in the city.

Hot Towel Shave $42
Head Shave $40
Beard Sculpt $32
Line-up Only $18

The Full Send

Cut, shave, eyebrow clean-up and a cold drink. Block the hour, silence the phone.

The Full Send $85
Big Bro + Lil Bro $65
Game-day Crew Ask
First-timer Cut $30

03 / The crew

Three chairs, three characters.

Marcus, master barber
Chair 1 — The Veteran

Marcus

Twelve years on the clippers. Tapers so clean they should be illegal. Strong opinions about 90s hip-hop.

Dario, fade specialist
Chair 2 — The Artist

Dario

Fades with the precision of a 3D printer. Will sketch your design on the iPad before a single hair moves.

Eli, shave and beard specialist
Chair 3 — The Blade

Eli

Beard whisperer. His hot-towel shave has made grown men fall asleep mid-conversation. Twice.

05 / The people yapping

Don't take our word for it.

"Walked in looking like a before picture. Walked out and my ex texted me. Coincidence? Marcus says no."

James T. Regular since 2021

"Dario's fades are architectural. Strangers stop me on the street. I just point at this shop."

Andre M. Chair 2 loyalist

"Fell asleep during Eli's hot towel shave and had the best nap of my adult life. 10/10 would nap again."

06 / Pull up

Grab a slot. Or just show up.

  • Tue — Fri 9:00 – 19:00
  • Saturday 8:00 – 17:00
  • Sunday 10:00 – 14:00
  • Monday Closed. Even legends rest.

412 Alder Street, Portland, OR 97205
(503) 555-0187 · cuts@chopchop.club

Booked chairs go first — but the couch is comfy, the drinks are cold and the playlist carries.

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Drop your info — we confirm by text within the hour.